Luke: Happy Date of Birth Mollz Ballz. Thus marks the anniversary of touching your mothers lady bits. I hope you can accept and celebrate this fact... I don't. :D Hope its great!

Me: What is wrong with you. XD

Luke: Short list or the long?

Me: Whichever is more fun.

Luke: Long list it is... give me a minute or two.

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